In Yatta We Trust

Here weee gooooo !!

I've just noticed that im here, in the country of beers and bears since 2 months now!! And im still alive.
Thats pretty cool.

So to celebrate this events here are some marvelous pics of me. There is also my roomate , Cedric, the french drunker.
ps: Since the movie Troy is out, lot of people ask me some questions about the movie, cauz it seeems that im again Orlando Bloom here. I know its not easy to be a superstar. Thats why i wanted to escape France, but even here im hunted by mad groopies. What should i do ??

En ce jour de grâce vendredi 28 mai 2004, j'ecrit enfin cette news tant attendu. C'est vrai qu'apres avoir recu des dizaines de lettres d'insultes et de menaces de mauvais goût. Je me sens un peu obligé de répondre.

Donc depuis la derniere news, pas mal de trucs. A merde j'avais dis que j'écrirais les news en anglais.

[-----metamorphooooose----]

so ... hey boys, hey girls, superstar DJ....here weee goooooo !!!

2 weeks ago, there was the most crazy party ever made !! It was in the house of my boss^^ with his 3 french housemates. There was maybe 40 people in the party. And most of them were Erasmus students. So it was sympatikk. I arrived at 11pm with my roomate Cédric. We were all right ( gogo tek paf') ! During the party i saw (and i did) incredible things, like general pogo in the living room with slams, after a 'a la queue leu leu' in the house and garden, with 20 people, very funny. And for the finnish, a game of sliding on soap (pec citron) in the kitchen, i was not to bad to this game. (photos 're coming soon...). I was also interviewed by police when i came outside to piss on the grass . ahah. there were asking me for 20 min, why i was doing that and if i would do that in france. "no sir im sorry, im a little french dumbass". So it was really funny, and a "n'importe quoi" party. i donno how i returned to home but i did it ^^.

---> !! Photos from the party completely FREE !! <---

Oh! ya 2 weeks ago i came with guys from the company and others to a karting session. It was funny and physics. And as everybody know im a god at Mario Kart, so it was pretty easy for me to win all the races. I had lot of banana skins ^^. Kart is very fun but very tiring too. After 2x15min you're dead.

hello la compagnie !

so excuse me for this late news but mieux vaut tard que never. so, lots of things to tell u.

Un jour je finirais cette news, oh oui je la finirais...

Update 21/05/04 : oh oui je la finirais ! jusqu'a la mort !!!

Hi lads !

Some news from Ireland where its shining !! ..hang on a minute, now its cloudy in fact. As my site is becoming famous all around the world, i decided to write my news in english. At least this one ahah! So a little words about the job, for the moment i make a break in the ad realisation. It still to put the sounds, the music and the sound voice. So it will not be so easy. The boss want to put on TV the ad for July i think when there will be the TV show Big Brother !! (same as Loft Story in France). So for the moment im doing new webdesign of the following website : www.digiclix.com . Its a site aboute web hosting, and web domain name. New design is coming soon on you screen ! After this one i ll make a new site for the satellite broadband service of Digiweb. So ive got some stuff to do.

As i was talkin about Big Brother, i saw yesterday night after the football match (gogo monaco !) a tv show called Paradise Hotel, the same as 'l'ileu deu leu tentachionnnn" (with the accent). So it was wonderful, youngs americans are really dumbass ! And so i was really good for my knowledge about metaphysics...

Today i saw a japanese guy in the street. He was coming back from a shop, maybe he lives not far from me. But its so incredible to see a japanese guy here, lost in the middle of nowhere. He was on the other road side, so i didnt tried to speak a "tako chu no anata ga daisuki desu ka". (...oops total impro, imnot sure at all!!). By the way it was nice to see him.

What else.. hmm next weekend there is a 80's party. waaa where is my jeans moulebite and my bandana !! So it seems to be completement maaaaad !! I'd like to go to Dublin too, so maybe the next weekend. And to Belfast also , oulala . busy busy. And this summer to the west !

Biz

hey oh hey oh

Bon ca fait pile un mois que je suis dans ce pays de débauche. I survived.

Il y a du nouveau, j'ai un nouveau colloc en plus des 2 irish. Et le new one c'est un frenchie. Donc ca fait un appart avec 2 frenchs et 2 irish. Mais bon ca va l'ambiance est cool. Et du coup je vais payer moins cher le loyer, ca c'est bonheur. Et avec mon salaire de cadre stagiaire ca le fait.

Ce soir big fiesta dans une baraque se prépare, bon c une fiesta frenchie. Mais bon je fréquente pas que les français heureusement.

Au niveau de l'anglais, ca va de mieux en mieux avec mes super mots appris. Il parait que j'ai un anglais pas trop mal, mais qu'au niveau de l'accent c'est pas gagné ^^.

Niveau stage, euh ba j'ai eu une réunion avec le boss, je lui ai montré une preview de la pub flash. Il a bien aimé. Apres il faut écrire le texte pour la pub. Et je vais m'occuper de mettre des effets sonores aussi, le hic c'est que j'ai pas de carte son sur mon pc ; c'est balo !

Lundi 3 mai c'est férié ici ! top moumoutte. c'est trop hip!

banzaiii

Aujourdhui petite leçon d'anglais, car tous les jours j'apprends des nouveaux mots vachements utiles pour la vie de tous les jours. Alors pour votre culture générale je vous fait partager ces quelques moments de poésie :

piece of shit = de la merde

wenker = branleur

boldbag, ploombag bollox = couille

its crap = c'est naze

what's the crack = c'est quoi le truc, le fun

fuck the fuckin fuckers !!! = pas vraiment de traduction

you 're pulling my leg = tu te fout de moi

fuckface, dickhead, pisshead = tete de fion, de bite ...

bullshit = boule de crotte

dumbass = taré, idiot

fuck off = va te faire (un truc ds le genre)

En gros il faut mettre des fuckin' devant tous les mots. Lesson one part two, repeat after me :

"Do you want some fuckin' sugar with your fuckin' tea ?"

Vous avez vu comment je progresse !!